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Joke of the Day

"RT if you love puppies, rainbows or beating the shit out of strangers for not saying ""Thank You"", after you've held the door for them."

"INTERVIEWER: what's your greatest strength? ME: I'm good at untying knots INTERVIEWER: oh thank god can u get these running shoes off of me?"

"U U U U U U An American's tile rack after a Scrabble game."

"Her: It's disgusting how many dirty habits you have. Me: THE NUNS PAY ME GOOD MONEY TO DO THIER LAUNDRY OK???"

"Two guys walked in a bar and said.. The Game."

"""Hell no!"" A man and woman are riding up in an elevator. The man looks at the woman and says, ""Can I smell your pussy?"" She replies, ""Hell no!"" The man says, ""Well, it must be your feet then."""

"How do you kill vegetarian vampires? With a steak to the heart."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender"

"I'm starting a Kickstarter to bring a lion from Africa and let it loose in a dentist's office."

"Why are there hardly any dental professionals in the South? Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth."