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Joke of the Day
"Give me five hundred good reasons you think I'm too demanding."
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"I like to go on job interviews wearing an eye patch and switch eyes when the interviewer looks down."
"Workin hard. Putting my nose to the grindstone. Grinding away that nose. Barely any nose left now. Whole face messed up. Due for a promotion"