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Joke of the Day
"If Oskar Schindler was your Uber fare... ...you'd be Schindler's Lift"
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"What's the best way to cure seasonal depression? Suicide. -A bit of black humor for black friday"
"What did the Dalai Llama play on stage at Glastonbury? Yakmanninov"
"My doctor says I have oppositional-defiant disorder. But he's wrong, so fuck him!"
"Why did the chicken go to the seance? To get to the other side."
"Given the American diet, don't you think we'd have greater success locating missing children if we put their faces on liters of soda?"
"A joke from Jimmy Neutron made into my own. Q: In the dark they arrive without being fetched In the light they are lost without being stolen. What are they? A: Good TV shows."
"Mysterious file on desktop ""Poopin Babe.docx"" dragged to trash without opening"
"What is worst then a repost???"
"What's the difference between a straight mustache and a gay mustache? The smell."