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Joke of the Day
"Why did the dog scratch itself against the tree? Ruff Bark"
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"Mob bosses are donating a percentage of every gram of speed smuggled & sold to Thailand. They're calling it the ""Ice Phuket Challenge""."
"how is an antivirus similar to porn? You don't have to pay for it."
"""Sleep is for the dead"". Yeah cos you look so alive when you're yawning. #stupidsayings"
"Two peanuts are walking down the street. One was... ...raped and sodomized."
"what do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a lickalotapuss... thanks dad."
"GENIE: u have 3 wishes ME: give Taylor Swift 1 extra ear GENIE: k ME: a blue one GENIE: righto ME: now make Kanye hear out of it GENIE: dude"
"What do Romans say when their wives run away? Caesar!"
"Why did god kill all the herbivore dinosaurs? He liked his salads a little meteor."
"If you're ever cold, just stand in a corner. They're usually 90 degrees."