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"When someone is calling with your girlfriend... Take the phone and say: What has little balls, and hangs down? A bat. What has big balls, and hangs up? ...Then hang up the phone x)"
"Life isn't about winning and losing. It's about wishing you would have won and wondering why you lost."
"It would be nice if Republicans and Democrats could work together to limit Nicolas Cage to 6 movies a year."
"Anything u say can & will be used against u, in an argument, 10 months from now, because I'm a woman. And, we never forget. Anything. Ever."
"This is the rare tweet that history will look back on much more favorably than how it was received in its own time period."
"""i feel bad for homeless people, BUT"" 9 times out of 10 nothing good comes after this"
"LPT: If you ever get cold and don't have a sweater, stand in a corner for a few minutes; they're usually about 90 degrees. ( )"
"What do mother's who boycott pharmacy drugs and kids who stop playing valve's fps' have in common? They are both over the counter strike"
"Why can't Pakistanis play soccer? Whenever they get a corner they set up a convenience store"