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Joke of the Day
"If his selfie doesn't make you kegal, you're just not that into him."
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"What do you call a musician Trump supporter? A Trump-et"
"The couple from Little People Big World got a divorce. I guess you could say it was a short marriage."
"How do you make a double bass sound in tune? Chop it up an turn it into a xylophone"
"My favourite sex position is the JFK It's where I splatter all over her as she screams and tries to get out of the car"
"When a man sleeps with a lot of women.... ....he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum. -Another gem by Jimmy Carr"
"if ur sad abowt not havin an valentien on valentienz day remembr dat sum ppl do'nt hav an patrik on st patriks day"
"*calls Rosetta Stone* Yes hi I was wondering if you had a course on body language *my friend choking on buffalo wings clutches his throat*"
"Every single time I go out drinking with unicorns, they use the old ""no pockets"" excuse to stick me with the bill."
"It would be nice to have a second button beside the 'snooze' that emails your boss that you aren't coming in today."