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Joke of the Day

"I don't think people realize how terrible Blackbeard was... The correct term is African Americanbeard"

"Why didn't the criminal train operator die when he got the electric chair? he was a bad conductor."

"Lil' Wayne looks pretty good for a scarecrow that is being eaten from the inside out by bats."

"*pets a duck* helo litle friemd u used to b a dinosuar"

"My family has a genetic predisposition for diarrhea ... ... It runs in our jeans."

"What is long hard and makes you cry. Your cell mate"

"""Yoda, are we on the right track?"" ""Off course, we are."""

"If a letter sounds like its name... ...is it an LMNOP-uh?"

"So my friend gave me half a pie... So i said, ""No that's one pi"""

"What's a pirate's favorite letter? you may think it be R, but a pirates true love is for the C (sea)"