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Joke of the Day

"What do gay men and Xbox's have in common? They both get red rings when they're fucked."

"Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed...while married women come home see what's in the bed and go to the fridge."

"Why did a man throw his breakfast out the window? He was a cereal defenestrator."

"In a spaceship... - Hey Yoda. Are we in the right way? - Of course we are. - Ok then... KEEP GOING GUYS, THIS IS THE RIGHT WAY."

"Which of the twelve knights built King Arthur's round table? Sir cumference"

"Why are rivers lazy? Because they never get off their beds."

"What makes a fencing joke extra funny? When it is a riposte"

"If you're stuck in a group text, one easy way to get out is to throw your phone in the ocean and start a new life."

"What's the difference between the Titanic and Kim Kardashian? The number of people who rode the Titanic is known."

"Teacher: Why have you got cotton wool in your ears do you have an infection ? Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!"