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Joke of the Day
"Why did a man throw his breakfast out the window? He was a cereal defenestrator."
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"Why does China hate Digimon Fans? Because they recognise Ty won"
"""[I] broke up with him because I was sick of justifying his trench coat to my friends"" - Overheard on the bus"
"What do you call a faggot with an axe? A Fascist"
"Saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah I thought, He's trying to pull a fast one"
"A Roman walks into a bar... And he holds up two fingers. ""Five beers, please,"" he asks."
"The story of the upvote DAT SHAT be unin a gut tiiime we needsa usa deaa oopvote us a doonvote n all da boom world bee hap hap@#! Der viginia is a centurfuge of paap!@#$%^&*()_+"
"How do you know if your neighbor is gay? His dick tastes like shit"
"Yes hello 911, I put a smaller microwave inside a bigger microwave and now there's a wormhole in my kitchen"
"""You're still a winner,"" Pinocchio whispered into his third drink. He wept as his nose grew to touch the glass."