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Joke of the Day
"What makes a fencing joke extra funny? When it is a riposte"
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"Why did the baker have smelly hands? Because he kneaded a poo."
"What is Mexico's national sport? Cross country"
"Crap happens Called in sick to work cause I had a stomach ache and felt constipated. Got fired. Couldn't give a crap even if I wanted to."
"What's the Difference between 3 dicks and a Joke? Your mom can't take a joke"
"What does a pirate say when he turns 80? Aye matey"
"Whats black, big, and smelly? An unemployment line.(:"
"What kind of chili do they serve at the cannibal prison?? Chili CON Carne!"
"Trying to give up cold turkey It's hard though when there is so much left over from Christmas."
"I taught my youngest niece and nephew to say ""Mommy steals credit cards"" when they're in a checkout line."