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Joke of the Day

"How did Isis move from 5th wanted terrorist group to the most wanted terrorist group? They cut a head"

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"Looks like my milk is expiring tomorrow... Just like America."
"Cheers to the freakin weekend *lays in bed for 2 days straight*"
"Thanks Grandpa My grandfather always said, 'Don't watch your money; watch your health.' So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money. It was my grandfather."
"Do you before read your tweets even sending them?"
"NSFW What's white, and bobs up and down in a cradle? A pedophiles ass."
"How do you become a millionaire overnight? Start off a billionaire then make a bunch of bad investments."
"I couldn't find my credit card this morning. Someone must have swiped it. I'm sorry."
"Inflatable mattresses are great if you like your bed to slowly eat you."
"""Half a dozen"" because saying '6' is way too long... >_<"
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