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"How did Hitler tie his shoes? In knotsies. (The unfollow button is only a click away)"
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"If you're afraid of elevators Take steps to avoid them."
"My father walks into a bar... And stays there for the rest of my childhood."
"I like my women like i like my coffee.. Ground up on the back of an alpaca somewhere in south america."
"*Running late *Light turns green but car in front wont go *About to honk when reads bumper sticker: honk if you love disco *Is late for work"
"Why did Mrs. Grape leave Mr. Grape? She was tired of raisin kids."
"Girlfriends are like puppies... They start out wanting to cuddle and kiss your face, but soon grow into a bitch."
"When I go to someone's house & they tell me to make myself at home, the first thing I do is throw them out because I don't like visitors."
"Goldilocks taught me that you can get away with breaking into a brown family's home and stealing their food, as long as you're a white girl."
"In what direction do five gay guys walk? One Direction"