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Joke of the Day
"Think Im Sarcastic? Watch Me Pretend To Care!"
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"I hate when movies use that fakey ""55555"" ZIP code so pranksters won't try mailing letters & postcards to the characters."
"Fun fact: At the end of Titanic, when all the people are dying in the water, you can hear a faint, ""Marco"" and then an even fainter, ""Polo."""
"A search party sounds like a fun way to look for someone."
"Boyfriend Joke To GF Today, I had to appear in court. My boyfriend gave me a chocolate to eat for comfort. The quote on the wrapper read ""Today, you are exactly where you should be."""
"What's the first step in making Bronco cookies? Beat em in a bowl for three hours."
"My ass is a woman tonight It won't shut the fuck up."
"Chris Christie's name... Is so dumb to me. It's just the male and female version of the same name. Like Eric Erica Daniel Danielle or Bruce Caitlyn"
"Having a dirty mind makes ordinary conversations much more interesting."
"Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff? (Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential."