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Joke of the Day
"Had a summer job helping to make art out of elephant dung. It was pretty shit."
Next Joke
"I know they're bad but ya wanna know why I love dead baby jokes? They never get old."
"I'm so single my cat has a cat."
"whats the differns between a blonde and a computer you only have to punch the computer once to get the imformation out of it"
"you can tell the new mad max movie takes place in a lawless post apocalyptic hellscape because not one person used their blinker"
"What is a punny play? A play on words."
"You don't need a parachute to skydive... You only need a parachute to skydive twice."
"Why did they produce a reality show about midgets? Because they only wanted a little drama."
"My cookies fell in the toilet... [NSFW] My cookies fell in the toilet. Picked them up like a boss. Proceeded to eat them. They tasted like shit."
"Today I'm approaching teens dressed like I'm from the future, locking eyes, and saying ""Happy Presidents Day, sir"" with a wink"