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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the blind prostitute? Well, you got to hand it to her."

"Girl if you though you saw the whole bakery, you ain't seen muffin yet"

"If you are charged with possession of marijuana Is it called joint custody?"

"At this point, it's kind of embarrassing if your pet isn't a YouTube sensation."

"What do you call people who pretend to be Irish on St. Patrick's Day? Counterfitz"

"*Takes out phone & plays Cindi Lauper's True Colors as you reach for the last slice of pizza without asking*"

"I once had a math test in an elevator... I was wrong on so many levels."

"If the employees in your human resources department were all very into Aleutian sea birds. . . Around Christmas time, everyone would be sending HR Puffin Stuff."

"The best time to propose at a restaurant is right after you order but before you pull up to the window."

"What do you call a midget psychic who just escaped from prison? A small medium at large"