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Joke of the Day

"*Takes out phone & plays Cindi Lauper's True Colors as you reach for the last slice of pizza without asking*"

"*gets caught breaking into used car lot* *desperately attempts to blend in with inflatable arm flailing tube men*"

"What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron? A smooth operator!"

"Why do prescription pills always say ""by mouth?"" Where else would people put th... Ooooooh."

"What do vegetarian zombies eat? Grraaaiinns"

"What does a hippy say when you tell him to get off your couch? Namaste"

"Why cant the Rolling stones ever be pastors? We all know they dont gather mass."

"Dubai knows how to end the year with a BANG! I'm talking about the fireworks display guys."

"which is the best key on keyboard?"

"Last night in bed, my wife said we should try some role reversal. So I told her, I had a headache."