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Joke of the Day

"I asked Rick Astley to lend me some Pixar movies...... He said you can take Cars, you can take Toy Story but I'm never gonna give you Up."

"What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns? Non-habit forming"

"It was mealtime on an airplane... ...and the flight attendant asked a passenger if he would like some dinner. ""What are my choices?"" he asked. ""Yes or no,"" she replied."

"What does a tornado and a black person have in common? It only takes one to ruin a good neighbourhood!"

"Do you like tapes and CDs? Cuz I'm gonna tape my dick to your forehead, so you can see deez nuts."

"Are we as a society going to reject clickbait journalism? The answer may surprise you!"

"I promised myself to quit smoking once I graduated. So I dropped out."

"If I can eat or drink it in less than two minutes, don't tell me it's 3.5 servings."

"They could put nuclear missile launch codes in porn movie end credits and they'd still be perfectly safe."

"An Irishman walks out of a bar. ..."