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Joke of the Day

"An Irishman walks out of a bar. ..."

"I have an EpiPen. My friend gave it to me as he was dying. It seemed very important to him that i have it."

"What animal gets applauded? The mosquito."

"What? What do you call a man with one extra finger on his left hand? John Dillinger."

"He died doing what he loved: typing his symptoms into WebMD instead of going to the doctor"

"Why does the North Korean military always lose their battles? [xpost /r/meanjokes] Every single shot at them is at a chink in their armor."

"Why should you always take at least two Baptists with you when you go fishing? Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer."

"Where does a catholic cat go when it dies? Purrrgatory."

"My washing machine is racist.. It only likes whites with whites and colors w colors.."

"What do you call a women who has had a lot of sex? Her name #Feminist jokes"