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Joke of the Day
"I like my women how I like my coffee.. Mugged"
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"Burger King's full name is Burger Luther King Jr."
"Don't eat royal sausage in Vietnamese noodle soup Trust me, it's the Pho King Wurst"
"My son told me that I wasn't the ""boss"" of him, so I showed him a 37 slide PowerPoint to justify my management position."
"*reaches for the stars* Stars: I have a boyfriend"
"I can't have kids CUZ the second they disrespect me hooomaaagaww I would throw a child out a window"
"What did the priest announce before he went for a bath? ""Speak now or forever hold your pee!"""
"What do you call a place where they don't allow sleeveless shirts? A gun free zone"
"It was called a jumpoline...... Until your mom got on it."
"Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? He wanted to win the No Bell Prize."