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Joke of the Day

"I like my women how I like my coffee.. Mugged"

"Policeman: Now sir how did you come to have this accident? Motorist: Well the sign just there says `Stop ? Look ? Listen'. And while I was doing that the train hit me."

"If I were Hillary, I'd ask Michelle Obama to stay on as first lady."

"What do Ted Cruz and Donald Trump's dad have in common? They both waited too long to pull out."

"People have underestimated me my entire life, and they've been wrong on like two of those days."

"Girlfriend told me she wants me to pull her hair , but apparently not while she's driving. Girls are weird."

"I don't like tacos Said no Juan ever."

"What do you call a see through father who was born with female genitalia? Transparent."

"My brother took being sent to prison really badly. He was yelling and screaming, took off his clothes, and would not accept any food from anyone. That was the last time we played monopoly."

"Life is like a box of chocolates It ends faster for fat people"