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Joke of the Day

"An old lady on the bus just tried to set me up with her daughter. Here's everything she knows about me: 1) I don't have a car"

"I'm in a Josef Fritzl tribute band... You probably haven't heard of us, we're pretty underground."

"Tom Hanks is extremely polite... In fact, every time someone asks him for an autograph, he's the one that ends up saying ""T.Hanks"""

"I need hug(e amount of money)."

"Boob. B (top view) oo (front view) b (side view)"

"Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed? They pushed two twins together and made a king."

"I read the Constitution... ...but only for the articles."

"Did you hear about the two gay guys that got into a fight at the bar? They went out to the parking lot to exchange blows."

"If I had a dollar for ever time someone told me my generation sucks.... Maybe I could pay my student loans."

"The Amish girl was excommunicated... ...too Mennonite."