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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a near-empty bag of cereal? Luckily Charms"
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"how do you start a rave in Ethiopia? you put a piece of bread on the ceiling"
"Q:What did The Banana Say To the Vibrator? A:Why the fuck are you shaking, she's going to eat me!"
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make when they fly over my head."
"i imagine the people who slaved for years perfecting the google search algorithm would be so mad knowing i mainly use it now for spellcheck"
"Some nights I just lie down and stare up at the stars and I wonder what happened to my roof"
"What type of shoes do pedophiles wear? White vans"
"I think my new idea for DIY orthodontics is going to take the world by storm. brace yourself"
"Tweet idea: a funny and popular one"
"What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals? He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed."