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Joke of the Day

"So there were these two extremely saggy breasts.... one looked to the other and said ""If we don't get some support soon, they're gonna think we're both nuts!"""

"Ketchup bottle farts are just as funny as people farts."

"I went shopping . . . I went to the supermarket to get some groceries. When I got to the dairy section, they only had one piece of cheese left. It was provolone."

"As a white guy, it really bothers that only black people can use the word ""nigger"". Thats OUR word! I'm not racist. I just wrote a racist joke."

"What did Ernie say to Bert when he asked for ice-cream? Sure, Bert!"

"On the way in a fox ran across the road ahead of me...I slowed down pretty quick cuz i knew a bunch of English dudes on horses were next..."

"My daughter's school was closed for fog. Back in my day, Godzilla could be destroying the city & the principal would be like ""2-hour delay"""

"Traffic wardens are so nice in my area... they always leave notes on my car like 'Parking fine'. edit: this joke is fucking awful"

"Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame? Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared."

"So I tried to enter ""penis"" as my new e-mail password... But my computer said it was too short."