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Joke of the Day
"I like my coffee like I like my slaves.... Free!"
Next Joke
"Doctor: You seem to be in excellent health. Your pulse is as regular as clockwork. Patient: That's because you've got your hand on my watch!"
"Dr: ... Me: ... D: ... M: ... D: *sighs* Did you stick an orange up your rectum M: No *orange falls out onto floor* D: ... M: *mumbles* yes"
"A guy walks into a bar with jumper cables... The bartender says, you can have a drink, but ya better not start anything"
"What did the pornstar say after getting a cumshot in the eye? ""I didn't see that coming"""
"I fed the cows marijuana. The steaks have never been higher."
"An Irish walks past a bar. ..."
"You know you where drunk last night when you realise you cooked your pizza for 200 minutes at 18 degrees"
"Every idiot in Florida just turned on their electric heater & they crashed the grid. Now I'm forced to watch my neighbor sleep in the dark."
"What is the name of Woody Woodpecker's girlfriend? Suzie Splintercunt."