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Joke of the Day
"What is the name of Woody Woodpecker's girlfriend? Suzie Splintercunt."
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"What do pizza boys and gynaecologists have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it! (Joke from sikipedia)"
"What do you call a black lady having an abortion? A hero"
"The worst part of being an astronaut would be eventually having to come back to Earth and deal with other people."
"What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house? He became a quack head"
"Huffington Post says all that passive aggressive behavior can harm your marriage. In other obvious news, water is wet and the sun is hot."
"With Fifty Shades of Grey that came out today, cinemas should serve ketchup... ...for all the fish fingers"
"What does a nosy pepper do? It gets jalapeno business."
"I told my friends I'm going on a date with a cute girl. They told me she's imaginary, but joke's on them, so are they."
"Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish burger & I realize, Oh my God...I could be eating a slow learner."