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Joke of the Day

"I came up with a joke about my old cell phone Nevermind, it tends to get terrible reception"

"What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff? Nothing, she was wearing mittens."

"My new wifi password: Whatsawifi Enter DWMC-esque dude/sweet scene."

"What is Swiper the Fox's favorite app? Tinder"

"Did you hear that the coprophiliac Scotsman is engaged to be married? They're so cute together; apparently, it was love at first shite."

"A masked insurgent goes home The insurgent knocks on the door. ""Who is it?"" asks a young woman The insurgent replies: ""I, sis"""

"Cannibalism is a real thrill Nail-biting from start to finish."

"i'm undressing you with my ey... oh god, no no no i'm redressing you."

"What do you do with an aggressive Islamic German shepherd Muslim"

"Calm down with that charm bracelet, lady. Every time you move your hand I look around for Santa's sleigh."