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Joke of the Day

"I came up with a joke about my old cell phone Nevermind, it tends to get terrible reception"

"What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee? Tony."

"Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation ? Because he is an x-boxer"

"What do you call a gay guy in a coma? A tomato"

"I found the rulebook for an old card game at my grandfather's house. ""Draw a card, if it's black, take a shot."" Oh wait, that's just the LAPD guidebook."

"Katy Perry has made it so awkward to buy cherry chapstick. I swear that cashier just winked and licked his lips at me."

"A woman gets a C section What does the doctor say to the woman who has to get a c section? There's not enough womb!"

"What was I like in high school? You know that guy who drove a Camaro and banged all the cheerleaders? I'm the reason he passed calculus..."

"Did you hear about the gay termite? He ate the malebox"

"Mike Tyson caught experimenting with Methamphetamines... He exclaims, ""I was just mething around!"""