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Joke of the Day

"I complained to my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said ""Don't be ridiculous! Everyone hasn't met you yet"""

"What kind of tea do wealthy people own? Proper-Tea"

"How do rabbits fly? In hareplanes."

"Why is Jesus terrible in bed? Because it takes three days for him to rise again, and two thousand years to come twice."

"People on Death row probably don't think it's funny when the President pardons the turkeys for Thanksgiving."

"Q. What does CHAOS stand for? A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene."

"What does the weather do when Hitler's around? It heils."

"Why does the moon have no hair? because it's waxing"

"A Werewolf: A Very astute wolf"

"what does a Nazi turkey say? ""Goebbles Goesbbles"""