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Joke of the Day

"I will probably never be the tallest person in the room, but I will certainly be the highest"

"a great headline for when there is a world wide fresh water shortage will be ""water we gonna do??"" we will need the laughs"

"We take it for granted today, but a single Dorito has more extreme nacho flavor than a peasant in the 1400s would get in his whole lifetime."

"20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no cash, no hope and no jobs. God please don't kill Kevin Bacon."

"What do you call 5 black guys around 1 white guy? A family friend paying a visit."

"What does a Mexican use to cut pizza with? Little Caesars!"

"Why are 490 Romans are funny ? Because XD Edit : Sorry about the typo the second are is not supposed to be here"

"I started seeing a psychic. I knew she was good because she told me she's voted best in the city 2017 and 2018."

"- What do you think about the coming battle General? - God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it? - To find out who is the loser."

"Do you know what indefinitely means? Well, if you're nuts are slapping against her ass, then you're in........ definitely"