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Joke of the Day
"I will probably never be the tallest person in the room, but I will certainly be the highest"
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"Last time I saw my boyfriend he was getting on a plane to Helsinki. You might say he vanished into Finnair."
"Someone fucked up I got Gary Glitter in the mail."
"What do you call a cow masterbating? Beef strokinoff"
"So my homework told me to use a table to solve the equation But I already am using a table to solve it. What, should I normally do my math on the floor?!"
"Did you hear about all the bears that got laid off from Chanel 6? (xpost /r/BearJokes) Turns out they were bad news bears."
"NORTH WEST KIM AND KANYE HAVE DECIDED TO NAME THE BABY 'NORTH'. I WONDER IF THE BABY WAS CONCIEVED AT THE MILE HIGH CLUB ON NORTH WEST AIRLINES"
"A policeman sees two boys, one with batteries, the other with fireworks He charges the first boy and lets the other off."
"In a landslide victory, landslides crush their opponents."
"Why was the Mexican tire sad? Because it was despair"