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Joke of the Day

"I invented a new sex position called ""The Donald"" You grab her by the pussy and fling her over a wall."

"I will not eat a donut. I will not eat a donut. I will not eat... I will not eat a third donut. I will not eat a third donut."

"My life is boring, I'm a shitty photographer and I don't know how to write. So anyway, what should I call my blog?"

"Women.... Women are like condoms, they spend too much time in your wallet and not enough time on your dick."

"Did you ever try to shave your own butthole? It's a real pain in the ass."

"What did the blanket say as it fell off the bed? Oh sheet."

"How many cis-gender white males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. And it would be his privilege to help out."

"Funny one liner: Virgin Pussy is a ""Road not taken"""

"I like dating black girls because...... ...I hate meeting dads"

"Penny for the Ruble...oh wait never mind!"