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Joke of the Day

"A guy walks into a bar.... he gets a concussion and dies soon after in the hospital."

"I left my job today. I couldn't work for that man anymore after what he said to me... ""You're fired!"""

"Why did the gynecologist giggle during the pap smear? I don't know. It was an inside joke."

"Anything guitarists say while leaning back to back during a solo is protected by law like confession or attorney client privilege."

"Black people always name their kids things they can't afford La'Diamond, La'Mercedes, La'Phonebill"

"Some women are born to make history.... I prefer the ones who get deleted from mine."

"I once saw my grandparents have sex And that's why I don't eat raisins"

"A man approaches a prostitute ""how much for a blow job?"" ""$30"" ""Can you do 20?"" ""sure"" ""Great here's $600"""

"How many dead hookers does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, but it's not five, because my basement is still dark."

"AMA Request: Kim Davis. I would like to hear her answer this question, for she seems uniquely qualified to do so: If a man and woman from Kentucky get a divorce, are they still brother and sister?"