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Joke of the Day

"Pretty awesome that we have a black President. Maybe one day we'll even have a President named Sean."

"Why so the French line their streets with trees? So the Germans can march in the shade"

"What do you call a borderline racial slur about a person of Asian decent? A slippery slope."

"My ex posted a pic captioned, ""Just me"" and I commented, ""Yes just you and your 7 personalities"""

"I got my dog from an orphanage like, two years ago. Those orphans STILL hold a grudge."

"An Englishmen, a Scotsman and a Irishman went to a bar. They all had to leave because the Englishman wanted to go."

"I was in Ethiopia and I thought I may as well have a threesome... ...you know - two birds, one stone."

"I'm in a band called ""Stuck In The Fucking Departure Lounge!"" Check us out!"

"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day Teach him to fish and you get rid of him during weekends."

"Do you know the problem with ordering duck? It always comes with the bill."