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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend asked, ""Why do we always stay home for dinner and never eat out?"" Obviously if I was any good at eating out, then you wouldn't be complaining about staying home."

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"First off I want to commend you for taking part in credit counselling. Now, under assets you wrote ""like an onion"". Can you clarify?"
"Fred: My mum's having a new baby. Drew: What's wrong with the old one?"
"she says she want a bad boy so i unplug the usb w/o ejecting it"
"What do you call... What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? A doyouthinkhesawus (saurus)!"
"What do you call a fat, Italian-American ghost? A gabaGHOUL!!"
"My girlfriend said she's like a man because she pees in the shower. I said, you're not a man until you pee in the toilet, From the shower."
"A square, a triangle and a hexagon walk into a bar, the bartender says ""Looks like you boys could use a round"""
"A customer asked me to check their balance. ...so I pushed them over and they fell."
"A midget stepped on a fork... It nearly knocked him unconscious."