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Joke of the Day
"A customer asked me to check their balance. ...so I pushed them over and they fell."
Next Joke
"I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty second lover. ... Wait."
"Cake: the answer, no matter the question."
"I don't understand why, with all the modern technology we have, objects in the mirror can't be the exact size as they appear"
"I'd love to show a fountain to someone from the 3rd world: ""This is our water showing off contraption. We also throw our extra money in it"""
"What do you call it when a story has a recurring train theme? A Loco Motif"
"Good luck listening to 80's music without imagining my silhouette doing karate poses."
"[test driving car with car salesman] *parks on make out hill*"
"I have seen this one on here before but nobody ever gets it right... A baby seal walks into a club - What a tragedy...."
"You should go clone yourself... so you can FUCK yourself!!!!!!!!!"