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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fat, Italian-American ghost? A gabaGHOUL!!"
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"Have you ever wondered what would happen... if a virgin rooster layed a fertilized egg at the top of an infinite staircase?"
"If farmer A sells apples and farmer B sells bananas, what does farmer C sell? Medicine."
"I knew a girl so ugly, she fell asleep at a frat party... and she woke up with more clothes on. (Stolen from Big Bang theory, I just love this joke)"
"What did the fertilizer say to the grass? I'm the shit."
"Fun fact: The hip word ""chillax"" is a combination of the slang term ""chill"" and the more traditional word ""laxative."""
"The wife My wife has left me because she says I treat her like one of my pets... She'll be back when she's hungry."
"Saw a couple standing in the park holding each other tightly, silently, not moving. I was touched. Both their phones must've been stolen."
"FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL Q: What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school? A: Bison"
"It was a rude awakening when I woke up and realized all my favorite porn stars were at least 4 years younger than me. Turning 16 sucked. =/"