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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fat, Italian-American ghost? A gabaGHOUL!!"
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"Why cant we interpret what frogs are saying? They only speak in Morse-toad!"
"I was engaged to a zombie but it fell apart."
"Girl, are you pi? 'Cause you are long and sweet."
"I forget, are you supposed to be happy when you see their exes are ugly, or worried that you might be ugly too?"
"Why did Holden Caulfield hate his job at Sprint? He was surrounded by phone-ys!"
"Camping is a great way to show people that you hate your own home but can't afford a decent hotel."
"Why did the computer crash? It had a bad driver"
"What if you found out that wheat bread is just a bunch of ants squished together that would be pretty spooky"
"Perfect girls are found at every corner of the earth... unfortunately, the earth is round."