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Joke of the Day
"What do you call... What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? A doyouthinkhesawus (saurus)!"
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"My dog chewed up my laptop... I guess he wanted a byte to eat! ^imagine ^this ^in ^zoidberg's ^voice"
"I'm not an alcoholic I just have a lot of things to celebrate."
"Why did the snail cross the road ? It is not clear yet , let it cross the road first. Update : It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier."
"""The police are looking for a man with one eye named Murphy."" ""What's the other eye called?"""
"I hope the Orioles keep up their winning streak, Baltimore has been on fire lately."
"Just had the following conversation in court Judge: State your name. Me: Not Guilty Judge: What? Me: I had it legally changed. Judge: You're Not Guilty? Me: Thanks, I'm outta here"
"What do you call a brothel riddled with rabies? A frothel"
"Hey guys I just discovered something... It's called Christopher Columbus. I later robbed and killed him."
"An Irish man walks out of a bar...."