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Joke of the Day
"How can you spot a blind man in a nudist camp? Its not hard."
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"LIFE HACK: Answer your phone ""Hello you're on the air"" and 99% of the time people will just hang up"
"""This is the ride that killed Jimmy."" - me in line, loudly, at amusement parks"
"According to the Bible, what company was the first car manufacturer? Honda. Because Jesus and his apostles were in one accord."
"What do you call a gay couch? A homo sectional."
"""Rapunzel! Let down your hair!"" RAPUNZEL: Hey hair, ya wanna go get ice cream? HAIR: Yeah! RAPUNZEL: Well too bad. Because we're not."
"What do you call a cannibal who only eats coma patients? A vegetarian."
"What type of jokes are the least upvoted ones? Original Jokes."
"TIL: During a military coup ...most people just stand around and do nothing."
"""Just do it!"" Why Nike reps don't man the suicide hotlines."