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Joke of the Day

"Twitter: where strangers will explain your joke back to you."

"What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears? Anything you want to - it can't here you!"

"Tomorrow is International ""Cook a Steak and Then Throw It to a Seagull"" Day. Get involved. Don't question it."

"An ESPN ad just popped up with, ""Want to keep up with the Women's NCAA Tournament? Click the link below!"" Ha... ESPN, always the comedian."

"Girls spend a lot of time explaining how they never do the thing they just did."

"Q. Why did the belt go to jail? A. Because he held up a pair of pants!"

"LIFE HACK: eat a cookie evry time u hav a good idea. this asociates idea w/ cookie. now evry time u eat a cookie u will think of a good idea"

"When people ask What Would Jesus Do, I remember how he hid in that cave for 3 days after people were so mean to him. That's more my speed."

"Big trouble in my kitchen tonight. The pot called the kettle black. The cup called the mug white. And they both called the teabag gay."

"Never leave Sulfuric Acid in a metal beaker That's an oxidant waiting to happen."