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Joke of the Day

"What do yeast and a redneck have in common? They're both usually found with beer and inbred. -&y (written by moi)"

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"Q: What did one tomato say to the other? A: Catch up."
"I met a one-legged woman outside of a club the other day. She was a bouncer."
"This dumbass next to me on the highway is texting and driving."
"How do you know that Hindu woman is into you? Her diode starts flashing green."
"An old man went to the doctor The doctor says ""I'm afraid I have bad news. You have cancer... And you have alzheimer's."" The old man says ""Well, at least I don't have cancer!"""
"""I had the worst Cruise ever."" - Katie Holmes"
"I always hold my girlfriends hands Because if I let go she shops!"
"What car insurance do Canadians have? Triple 'eh'"
"I wasn't on the Titanic but my iPhone just dropped to 2% so I think I get the gist."