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Joke of the Day
"What did the Kiwi say to the Jew? Hee broo"
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"Slipped on black ice So the other day I slipped on some black ice, at first I thought it was normal ice, but when I got up i noticed my wallet was missing."
"So I bought some sneakers from a drug dealer.... I don't know what he laced them with but I was tripping all day."
"[Romeo and Juliet as turtles] ROMEO: Death hath sucked the honey of thy breath JULIET: I'm just stuck on my back R: we're turtles, Juliet"
"Hillary Clinton could be the first f president I was going to write female but the emale got deleted."
"What's ISIS' favorite kind of discount? Blowouts"
"So a developer walks into a var ..that's all I got"
"The way I see it, EVERY FRIDAY is Good Friday.. "
"ME: You're a silly sausage aren't you? SAUSAGE: [peering over spectacles] I may have acted out in my youth but that's not what defines me."
"I need a hobby where I say stuff and people follow me around."