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Joke of the Day
"What's ISIS' favorite kind of discount? Blowouts"
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"My work has this cute thing they do where if you're really good at your job, they get you to do everyone elses too."
"Protip: if your date is going to throw a drink at your face, at least open your mouth, because hey, free drink."
"Reverend have you been drinking? Just water, officer. Then why do I smell wine? Good Lord! He's done it again!!!"
"Three men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Three ducks walk into a bar. The fourth one humans."
"Caller: My goodness Operator! Your nose is so stuffed up I can't understand you. You should really take something for that cold. Operator: Good idea. I'll take the rest of the day off!"
"Did you hear about that nightclub for birds? Was Rave'n"
"I'm wearing the boxers with the little hearts all over them tonight.... It's probably not a good night to go to jail...."
"How many Mexicans does it take to build a.... Oh shit they're done That is all"
"I met a girl with 12 nipples once... Sounds funny Dozen tit"