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Joke of the Day

"ME: You're a silly sausage aren't you? SAUSAGE: [peering over spectacles] I may have acted out in my youth but that's not what defines me."

"What Did the Muslim Terrorist Say? Who you gota blow to get some virgins around here?"

"Two men of African American descent are standing on the edge of a dock, peeing into the lake. The first man says, ""Water's cold today huh?"" The second one replies, ""Yeah...and deep too."""

"Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. Happy Holidays Fun!"

"Instead of Grammar Nazis, can we call them Grammar Alt Rights? Because your Grammar sure isn't Altright."

"I once had a friend addicted to drinking breaker fluid. He said, ""I can stop whenever I want."""

"Japanese boy kills his grandfather... Pfft, youth in Asia."

"If a Republican candidate who is hated by the GOP establishment and loathed by half the country just won the election... ...maybe Hillary should consider running as a Republican!"

"What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit? Hare in your milk!"

"The weather forecast is looking pretty bad over in Germany. There's a high chance of heil."