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Joke of the Day
"What do you call black people in the military? Geurrilla warfare"
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"Things I hate 1. haters 2. r/jokes 3. lists"
"I was Given a Madden Game Guide My friend handed me a game guide on the game series Madden I gave it back to him and said It made me Maddened"
"How do you make an Chocolat omelette? With Easter eggs."
"Always buy 'hand wash only' shirts whenever you want to wear something once and then throw it into a 'hand wash only' basket for 15 years."
"*40 years pass* *finally thinks of a good joke* more like stink 182! ""grandpa what are you talking about"""
"Fords coming out with heated tailgates. So your hands stay warm while you're pushing it home."
"Two gay guys went out for a night on the town without any cash. It was an unfunded mandate."
"How many photos of Kanye West do you suppose Kanye West has on his phone? More than 1,000?"
"Blind dates are the best because they can't see me stealing all of the food from their plate"