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Joke of the Day

"I can be the man of your dreams... ...if you dream of a man who exposes himself to the elderly on public transport."

"absolutely despicable that gingerbread men are forced to live in houses made of their own flesh"

"I recently asked a serial-killer/serial-rapist/psychopath what she's doing. She replied, ""Good."""

"What's the difference between a toddler and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window."

"I'm tired of being told to remove my card rapidly. Starting a new ATM for people who wanna remove their card at a more chill pace"

"What do you call two Filipino pilots? A pair of pliers"

"I wanted to know the meaning of earthenware, so I opened the dictionary at the EA section. Unfortunately, I needed to pay micro-transactions to access it."

"I saw a crazy squirrel today.. He was fucking nuts."

"What's Mario's favorite pants? Denim Denim Denim"

"Sir your resume is just a list of songs you can play in Guitar Hero on expert ""yea"" Even trogdor? ""fo sho"" Alright, welcome to Led Zeppelin"