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Joke of the Day
"How many photos of Kanye West do you suppose Kanye West has on his phone? More than 1,000?"
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"I want my funeral to be 20 consecutive moments of silence followed by a first-time bugler playing taps."
"Why are there no Jewish male pedophiles? Because not even the pleasure of hard candy is enough to make them spend a dollar on grooming a child."
"If I spray a mosquito with mosquito repellant... Will he be so filled with self loathing that he commits suicide?"
"Cannibalism isn't funny Although, it depends on a person's taste..."
"A man walks into a zoo... The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog.... It's a shitzu."
"I wanted to buy an electric car And the prices were shocking"
"People say I'm not very responsible, when in fact I'm responsible for ""pajama casual"" being added to the employee handbook as inappropriate."
"Why does everyone make fun of Batmans old suit, the one with the nipples? Bats have nipples. Hell, that's the most sensitive part of a bat."
"Why do Jews not support arranged marriages? Because the Torah doesn't allow ""force kin""."