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Joke of the Day
"How do you make an Chocolat omelette? With Easter eggs."
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"What kind of martial art does a chef do? Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)"
"What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite kind of jacket? A Pullover!"
"Imagine being the kid that got cut from the team on Air Bud because they had to make a roster spot for a golden retriever."
"Apparently, the serving size for Oreos is ""until you feel gross."""
"Cat with 16 lives There was a cat with 16 lives. It was run over by a 4x4 and it died."
"Never trust anyone that is nice to you, but rude to the waiter."
"I apologize to everyone that I've ever offended. Just kidding. Could you imagine?"
"I took the shell off my racing snail... ... thinking it would make it go faster. If anything it just made it more sluggish."
"What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus? A virus does something."