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Joke of the Day

"How do you make an Chocolat omelette? With Easter eggs."

"How is an NBA photographer like a Trump supporter? They both want to shoot black people."

"What is a suicide bombers worse fear? Dying alone..."

"What do you call a tick on the moon? A lunatic"

"If you're ugly, you cant say ""Single And Loving It"" Cuz you really have no choice."

"Why can't you make bread like my mother? I would if you could make dough like your father!"

"You can't run in a campground You can only ran because it's past tents."

"somewhere two teens in a love triangle are saying ""she faves you, but she RTs me"" to one another"

"I tried to use my Dictaphone today. But I ended up just using my finger like everyone else."

"If you smell Axe body spray on your lawyer you're going to jail."