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Joke of the Day

"There's a bipartisan group petitioning for medical marijuana as an option for arthritis patients. In other words, there's joint support for joint support for joint support."

"What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS? IsIs? Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas !"

"How many Feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Feminists can't change anything."

"I wish I was getting a divorce. Because it would mean someone once loved me enough to marry me."

"[Watching boxing] Sure bro, I watch boxing all the ti- HEY DID YOU SEE WHAT HE JUST DID?! HE JUST PUNCHED THAT GUY! SOMEONE CALL THE COPS!"

"How I Crossed the Desert by Rhoda Camul"

"Why do Mexican students act like they own the school? Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof"

"In my dreams, my balloons come back down and apologize for leaving me."

"Why could the french man not count to four? He could not get past the tree!"

"Why doesn't Seattle have a professional volleyball team? Because then the people would demand a professional football team"