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Joke of the Day
"Why could the french man not count to four? He could not get past the tree!"
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"What's a hippies favourite food? Peas, man."
"What is a bear after it is 10 years old? 11 years old."
"A dyslexic walks into a bra..."
"I think my first girlfriend broke up with me because anytime she called me crying I'd say, ""What's the matter? You sound really fat."""
"TIL If coral get too stressed, they die. Their primary source of stress? Current events"
"How many French people does it take to bake a baguette? 8. Because then they have wheat."
"Obama: any good ideas in how to defeat isis? *Biden raises hand* Obama: besides assembling the Avengers? *Biden lowers hand*"
"Mom asked about a stock she's owned for 20yrs called Amazon & I've mostly been telling her I love her & reminding her my brother never calls"
"Pedophiles aren't all bad... The always drive the speed limit in school zones."