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Joke of the Day
"What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS? IsIs? Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas !"
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"I don't see the issue with microcephaly. Personally, I love a little head."
"I saw 2 blind men fighting Today I saw two blind men fighting, so I shouted ""I'm supporting the one with the knife!"" Both of them ran away"
"Did you hear what they're planning for the next episode of 'Glee'? It's a 'Walking Dead' crossover."
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One-to hold the bulb to the socket while the world revolves around them."
"LEGAL JARGON! Q: What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian? A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!"
"If you wondered if I was on the naughty list this year, I should probably tell you that the best gift I got was a packing peanut."
"No one beats the Jackson 5! Except their father."
"My online therapist says you can't live your life in fear....He also sells shampoo."
"I tried to catch fog yesterday. Mist."