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Joke of the Day
"What do you find in an elephants graveyard ? Elephantoms !"
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"A cannibal and a vegetarian go to lunch. They both order a Danish."
"A man carrying his wife. She asks him to put her down. ""All right, you're an idiot."" he replied."
"CW: Why don't you ever wear your hair down? Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So? Me: I don't want to encourage that."
"Difference between a prostitute and a slut The prostitute sleeps with everybody. The slut sleeps with everybody except me."
"What is a guy who hangs out with musicians called? A singer"
"What's the difference between Ellen Pao and a catfish? One's a scum sucking bottom feeder. The other's a catfish."
"Why was the intelligent Heineken upset? 'Cus the bud's wiser."
"What's God's favorite guitar chord? G sus"
"How many tickles does it take to make an octupus laugh? Ten tickles."