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Joke of the Day

"How do secret agents complement a disguise? ""Hey James, that disguise is incogNEATo!"""

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"What is the difference Between a santa and a jew? Santa enters the chimney and jew leaves the chimney."
"What do nazi's use to clean their yard of dog shit? The Turd Rake."
"Went out for drinks with my tinder date... She ordered the angel shot with lime :("
"What does the Personal Computer and German people have in common? They're both the master race!"
"What does an elephant use for a tampon? A sheep."
"martha stewart put a drop of citrus oil in the bong water and i cant even be mad at her. in fact it is the opposite emotion"
"All of the firefighters at my station are quick. They're even ""fast"" asleep!"
"My favorite clean joke: What do you do when you stub your toe? Call a toe truck."
"Congratulations on your gold medal in the conclusion jump."