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Joke of the Day
"How do secret agents complement a disguise? ""Hey James, that disguise is incogNEATo!"""
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"Why can't you trust an atom? Because they make up everything."
"Pac-man walks into Pizzeria... and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic."
"remember when people would choke on cinnamon to entertain the internet"
"Why hunt for vampires when you can just open a tuxedo shop and have them come to you? Work smarter, not harder."
"I accidentally gave my wife superglue instead of Chapstick She's still not talking to me."
"How are men like carpet tiles? If you lay them properly the first time around you can walk all over them for the rest of your life."
"Relationship Status: we made our marriage counselor cry."
"What do you get when you cross an iPad with a Christmas Tree? A PiNEAPPLE! Get it? ;-D"
"""You break it, you buy it""... Uh, hell no. I break it, I leave it, and awkwardly walkout.."