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"I was going to make a chemistry joke, but... Na"
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"[stranded on Mars journal] day 1: rob and I have enough oatmeal to last us 300 days day 2: I ate rob"
"What happens when your cousin eats all the Pumpkin pie on Thanksgiving? Plump kin!"
"Turn off autocorrect? Challinje aceptid."
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"*Opens Twitter*.....scrolls 4356 tweets....*checks for abs*"
"My dad has the heart of a lion, And a lifetime ban from the zoo."
"Dem puns... Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine beans in Irish Bean Soup? Because if there be one moar, it'd be too farty!"